Ankle Bracelet Doesn’t Stop Criminal From Burglarizing of Homes – Legal Humor

Legal Jokes Featured Each SundayHave you heard about this dumb criminal story?

Court-mandated ankle monitors can really cramp a criminal’s style. They’re bulky and uncomfortable, they stretch out your socks, and they allow the courts to keep track of your location 24 hours a day. You’d have to be pretty dumb, desperate, or disoriented to break the law while wearing a GPS monitoring device that lets police place you at the scene of every crime you commit.

After being convicted on theft charges—for stealing a GPS device, hilariously—a 27-year-old was fitted with an ankle monitor that let the court track his whereabouts. But the man didn’t let the tracking bracelet stop him from burglarizing 15 houses in and around Arapahoe County, Colo., in the spring of 2012. While he allegedly made off with some nice hauls—one victim reported that $90,000 worth of goods had been stolen—his glory was short-lived. When he was arrested after one burglary, cops were able to use the GPS data from his ankle bracelet to tie him to the others.

How he could have been a little smarter: If you have to do something illegal while wearing a GPS bracelet, stick to crimes that can be committed from the safety of your own home, like identify theft, or mail fraud.

This story and more dumb criminal stories can be found here. 

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